A Father and A Son Talk

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." 

A Reply To Man's Query

 To the women out there, do you agree with this?

Man says to God:  "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:  "So you would love her."
Man says to God: "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says:  "So she would love you."

Who's In Dominion?

Who's under your dress?

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."